Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki... . . . . . . . . Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh... Wife(with affection): Toh! Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki... . . . . . . . . Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!
Maine ek din uperwale se poocha.. Aap meri usi waqt kyun nahi sunte jab main maangta hoon? Awesome Reply- Uperwale muskura kar kaha.. Main to teri gunahon ki saza bhi us waqt nahi deta jab tu karta hai.
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..
Biwi: Aji suniye jab aapne pahli baar mera ghungat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha? Pati: Bhagwaan ki kasam agar hanuman chalisa Yaad na hoti to Mar hi jaata.